Region Badstube?

The German major vineyards (Großlagen) were and are a nuisance. They disguise themselves as single vineyards and thus pretend to be something they are not. In fact, Großlagen usually extend over several villages. For example, the grapes for a Piesport Michelsberg do not only have to come from Piesport, but can also come from Rivenich, Neumagen-Dhron or Trittenheim. Quite rightly, the Großlagen are labelled as deceiving consumers.

However, the cobblers of the new wine law of 2021 could not bring themselves to abolish them. Instead, a lazy compromise was reached, and the disgrace of the Großlagen continues to be celebrated. In future, Großlagen will be recognisable by the word “Region” in front of them. At least in principle, because the minimum font size required by law for the word addition on the bottle label is just 1.2 millimetres.

The Piesport Michelsberg will now become Region Michelsberg. What at first glance seems to be well-intentioned, because a clearer distinction is now made between single vineyards and Großlagen, has in practice, however, almost absurd consequences. It is quite obvious that no one in the responsible federal ministry has seriously considered the real situation. Large-scale sites spanning several municipalities may be the rule. But there are exceptions, and precisely these deserve a closer look.

In the post-war period until the 1980s, the Kröv Nacktarsch was a synonym for cheap and sweet mass wine. Numerous counterfeits brought the Nacktarsch into disrepute. The bad image acquired at that time still has an effect today. For about 20 years, the winegrowers of Kröv have been striving to polish up the battered reputation of their Großlage. These efforts are now experiencing a serious setback. Wines from the Kröv Nacktarsch will soon have to be marketed under the name Region Nacktarsch.

This is incomprehensible for the people in Kröv. Because the Nacktarsch – 95 percent of the site are steep slopes – lies completely within the boundaries of Kröv and is therefore not a region at all. The pragmatic idea of including Kröv as a word element in the name of the Großlage, thus at least making it possible to call the region Kröver Nacktarsch, meets with rejection by administration. The proposal, they say succinctly, would only serve to circumvent existing law.